I Bake So I Don’t Choke People Skeleton Tee- Unisex classic tee

$20.00

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Unleash your inner sass and keep your sanity with this bold and hilarious "I Bake So I Don’t Choke People" t-shirt. Featuring a cheeky skeleton baker wielding a rolling pin and a fake smile, this shirt is perfect for stress-baking queens, sarcastic home chefs, and anyone who knows that baking is cheaper than therapy. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of dark humor, it’s a must-have for your kitchen or your next bake sale meltdown.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

Whether you're a pastry pro or just bake to keep from throwing hands, this shirt lets everyone know where you stand—with cookies in hand and murder in your heart.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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