👻 Spooky Szn Preview Collection

Because it’s never too early to get haunted…

Fall is creeping around the corner, and the Three Salty Heifers are here to help you slay the season in style — even if it’s still 90 degrees out. Our Spooky Szn Preview Collection is packed with cozy, clever, and downright unhinged tees designed for pumpkin queens, haunted heifers, and basic witches alike.

Whether you're haunting the farmers market, stirring potions (or coffee), or just embracing your inner October mood in July, we’ve got you covered — literally.

• Witchy one-liners & gourd-geous graphics

• Southern sass meets spooky class

• Horror-humor mashups that pair well with cinnamon rolls and scream marathons

• Comfy cotton that screams “cozy fall” but breathes like it’s still summer.

Fall is a whole vibe — and it starts here.
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